Tanning...

Well I still have a cold. My initial disease might have been salmonella poisoning, but I'm not sure. I've been well enough to go outside the past few days and so I've agreed to join some friends in a May 17th breakfast. I want to look nice, so I'm tanning like crazy, exfoliating and moisturizing, the whole shabang. And even though I'm getting a slightly orange tinge, it is working well.

The other day I bought some Japanese candy that I love:

I usually wear tiny g-strings while tanning. I never tan naked, I think its disgusting. I used to think this kind of underwear was sexy, but when I see it now, its sooooo 2002. Here's the one I wore today, just to show ya.

Today I went to a different tanning studio, in the eastern part of the city centre (ghetto time!). I desperately needed to go to the restroom there, even though I'm really no big fan of public restrooms. Well, there was a girl/woman down there with a lot of stuff washing herself or something. I dunno. She didn't look too bad, but I think she must have been a junkie. She had on an Ed Hardy cap, guys...
The other thing about this tanning studio is that I found the tackiest sunbeds ever. The brand is called Cadillac and, yes, they are made to look like Caddies:

Needless to say, I didn't take my chance with it. Eek.

I did a tiny bit of shopping yesterday, I might amuse you with pictures later.

The worst

I don't care how many designers have sent these 2 things down the runway and how many "cool fashion bloggers" wear them, they are the epitome of bad taste. I have given them similar names as I've seen fit:

The Norwegian Tourist; also known as socks in sandals. Other open-toed shoes apply here as well.

It isn't right here...

Nor here...

The Dutch Tourist. You can easily guess this one. Clogs. Just saying it. Clogs. I still can't believe it. What were you thinking, Karl?

What ain't right here

Isn't better here

Interesting challenges, but not one that should ever be met. I hope those 2 "trends" die and rest. Forever in peace. 

 

Runway pictures from style.com