Yet another oldie but goodie ;)

Did you know that in the US:

• 64% of adults are overweight 
• 26% of adults are obese (this means that 2 out of every 5 overweight adults are obese!)
• An estimated 25% of children and teenagers are overweight or obese

We all know obesity is a problem in the US, but seeing it in numbers all puts it into perspective, doesn't it?

Teen werewolves

As I am a big fan of Lamebook, I had to share this:



Oh, the followings pop-culture breeds...

What the...?

Finnish bhangra? Now I have seen it all.

Tanning...

Well I still have a cold. My initial disease might have been salmonella poisoning, but I'm not sure. I've been well enough to go outside the past few days and so I've agreed to join some friends in a May 17th breakfast. I want to look nice, so I'm tanning like crazy, exfoliating and moisturizing, the whole shabang. And even though I'm getting a slightly orange tinge, it is working well.

The other day I bought some Japanese candy that I love:

I usually wear tiny g-strings while tanning. I never tan naked, I think its disgusting. I used to think this kind of underwear was sexy, but when I see it now, its sooooo 2002. Here's the one I wore today, just to show ya.

Today I went to a different tanning studio, in the eastern part of the city centre (ghetto time!). I desperately needed to go to the restroom there, even though I'm really no big fan of public restrooms. Well, there was a girl/woman down there with a lot of stuff washing herself or something. I dunno. She didn't look too bad, but I think she must have been a junkie. She had on an Ed Hardy cap, guys...
The other thing about this tanning studio is that I found the tackiest sunbeds ever. The brand is called Cadillac and, yes, they are made to look like Caddies:

Needless to say, I didn't take my chance with it. Eek.

I did a tiny bit of shopping yesterday, I might amuse you with pictures later.

I'm speechless...

These definitely beat the "can i eat..." one:

What is wrong with FaceBook?

What is happening to humankind?

Food?

I was googling the edibility of expired eggs the other day. (Yeah, making cookies is fun) What struck me was the amount of strange things people are checking if they can eat. When I typed in "can I eat" in the Google searchfield, this wonderful list caught my eye.

• can i eat after 6
• can i eat poop
• can i eat cat food
• can i eat cheese during pregnancy
• can i eat honey when pregnant
• can i eat philadelphia when pregnant
• can i eat sushi when breastfeeding
• can i eat yogurt on a low carb diet

Now this might be another list altogether for you, based on regional differences. But, c'mon people; poop? Who would even want to know, much less be in a situation where this could be necessary?

Fascination

That is one big RedBull!

I learned something new today.

Lady Gaga has "the Hollywood Disease"...

That does explain a lot of things.

By the way, I learned this from an 8-year old.

From the mouths of kids and drunk people, I tell ya!

My favorite intoxicated people

FilmCow

The newest FilmCow video:

This is the newest video from the makers of Charlie the Unicorn. Check out the YouTube Channel here or the website here. Hilarious stuff.

Party time?

Yes, I went out yesterday. I did not drink excessive amounts of alcohol. Yay me! I drank in moderation (that is, by my standards) and I had a good time. Wow. Who could imagine being mentally present at a party made such a difference? Hee hee...
Then I went home with some latin goodness. You always need some latin goodness in your life. First time I've gone home with someone since... well since... the happening... (Yes, I am purposely being mysterious.) It did actually feel kinda strange, but I guess that is how it is supposed to feel after something like that? That was rheorical, by the way. Then I stayed with my new latin goodness all day as I had no energy left. Not even to get dressed.
But I finally made it home. Here I am counting the little money I have left.
Boo-dee-hoo.

Kids are awesome!

"Look at what I wrote, Daddy!"

My blog history

My blogging history goes back a really long time. Although I have never been a big blogger, I do love writing and I have been keeping "online diaries" since 2001, perhaps even further back in time. Currently I am in the process of copying my old Diaryland entries into this blog. It is a pain, really, as I have to copy and paste every single one of them, editing dates and removing names. These ancient entries have a high entertainment value. I start every entry with "Dear Diary" and make grammatical errors I never thought I did. The quality of the writing itself isn't top notch either, but I don't think that was what I wanted the "online diary" to be like. I wanted it to be very personal, but now, in retrospect, I can't believe how much I've matured since then.
I hope to finish this "project" by the end of Easter, check back for hilarious updates.