I don't care how many designers have sent these 2 things down the runway and how many "cool fashion bloggers" wear them, they are the epitome of bad taste. I have given them similar names as I've seen fit:
The Norwegian Tourist;
also known as socks in sandals. Other open-toed shoes apply here as well.
It isn't right here...
Nor here...
The Dutch Tourist. You can easily guess this one. Clogs. Just saying it. Clogs. I still can't believe it. What were you thinking, Karl?
What ain't right here
Isn't better here
Interesting challenges, but not one that should ever be met. I hope those 2 "trends" die and rest. Forever in peace.